Sparks Football Fantasies Week 2 Headlines

What is Jerome Ford worth in your league? Well, in the Kooks classic, Jerome Ford gets drafted by Mr. Parks for a small fortune of $98. Mr. Parks blew his load on Ford, hoping he is worth the hype. Does Mr. Parks know how to spend money? No, no he does not. Fantasy Football expert Janice McVarry says, “Jerome Ford will most likely fall behind Kareem Hunt since the Browns don’t know their ass from their elbow.”

When asked, “are you too scared to do a chug bet?”, Mr. Mongoose had this to say, “Yes I am scared”. Bold words coming from the self-proclaimed “Big Daddy”. Will peer pressure prevail? Stay tuned to see if Mr. Mongoose chugs a beer or sobs in defeat  

Sir Nicholas Chubb’a week 2 injury has left the Cleveland Browns feeling a little poopy. With Jonathan Taylor’s contract dispute up in the air Browns head coach Larry McVarry starts discussions of possible trades. “It’s looking real promising that John Taylor will sign with The Browns!”, says McVarry. Only time will tell if McVarry is right. 

Puka Nucua had more targets than his veteran leader Cooper Kupp. Sources say, “Kupp might be injured today but tomorrow is a new day”. Who‘s to say Kupp isn’t coming back and taking all those targets away from Puka Nucua. Dr. Larry McVarry II says, “Kupps return is definite!”. Thanks Dr. McVarry

Tyreek once ran so fast his shoes burst into flames. Those flames still burn in the hearts of Miami Dolphins fans. Speed isn’t the only thing you need in the NFL. You need hands and boy does he have the smallest hands Sparks Sparksalot has ever seen. You know what they say about small hands, small feet. He won’t trip over those when he runs. He’s good. 

Some people said, “the NFL is no place for a lady”.  But when Jill Burrow entered the fray, heads were turned. she was throwing 70 yard bombs until she wasn’t. Now she’s out for the season. 

Mr. Marcon has to be one of the best drafters Fantasy Football has ever seen. He picks the risky up-n-coming players that not many people have faith in. Until he trades them away. If you have Mr. Marcon in any of your leagues, offer him a trade and get his sleepers. He once traded Jonathan Taylor away when he was averaging 25 points a week. True story. 

Shay, a secret Bengals fan goes out in public rocking a Chad Ocho Cinco jersey and face paint on. Mr. Ocho Cinco is a retired Bengals Wide Receiver so for her to own a Jersey of his means she’s a real fan. Her Steelers Nation family had this to say, “wow”.