Sparks Football Fantasies Headlines

Chasing’ 3 Peat, more like, Chasin’ Donuts. With a record of 0-3 and a total points for of 293.50, Mr. 3 Peat is just averaging 97.83 points a week. Not a hot start for the previous 3x champion of the Kook’s Classic. Will his season turn around for the best, will Homer Marcon make his infamous trade to project Mr. 3 Peat into the championship?

Mike Williams has unfortunately sustained a season ending knee injury. Did Better Than Homer Marcon predict this disaster and pre draft Quentin Johnston? Yes, yes, he did predict that one, if not both, of the starred Chargers receivers would get injured. It is an unfortunate and sad accident but it’s a dog eat dog world out there!