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When people hear DeShawn Watson‘s name they don’t immediately think, “Greatest QB of all time”. even though DeShawn Watson was suspended for an entire season, he decided 2023 was going to be his year to put up big point. Some say he’s trying to make up for lost time, others say, maybe not. The QB G.O.A.T has put up an astonishing -0.75 points in his week 7 matchup against the Colts, with 5 completion yards and an interception. If this were Golf, Tiger Woods would be shaking in his boots. 

Get ready Spanos Fans because after a disappointing loss to Kansas City Chiefs, Dean Spanos is relocating the Chargers franchise to Dickshooter, Idaho, all on the dime of Californians. Harry McVary is excited for the Chargers to bring some electric energy to Dickshooter, however, other Dickshooter residence say, “We’ve had enough dick's shot ‘round these parts!!! We ain’t got no more dicks to shoot. So get yur yella-belly fancy-shmancy dickless team outta here!”.  

P.S. The reporter writing this article didn’t have a chance to conclude their research prior to getting shot in the dick by Dean Spanos. 

Was he high when he said that, Ricky? Reece Bobby has offered an absurd trade that might have gone through the pipeline if Sparkslies didn't blow the whistle. Toot Toot y'all, Sparks is blowing the lid off this shit. Lamar Jackson, the Nickleback, for Mrs. Shay's entire starting lineup... What is this nonsense? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!